Today Leeandah leaves for Boca Raton, Florida
USA. I know this because yesterday when he came with my godson to deliver 3 boulders
that I wanted to adorn my humble abode, he told me. My knowledge of him
was as a happy drunk that had retired years prior, who was kind and helpful. He
looked his usual self, dishevelled, unshaven a little in the cups with bloodshot
eyes. I was curious so I asked what he did in Boca Raton, so he gave me the
whole story. His paramour resides there and he goes to bang her 5 times a day, but now with all that activity he's down to 3 times a day. What a life, what a perfect retirement occupation. We all, though happy for him, can't help but be a little envious of his setup. Being a BOTC, his visa waiver allows him to stay in the US 3 months at a time and so he would return to Anguilla after 3 months, stay a month and return to Boca Raton. It was 20+ years ago when an American tourist visiting Anguilla with her spouse met and fell in love with Leeandah, returned without her husband soon after and they commenced a romantic liaison, Since retirement it became more convenient to have him fly to Boca Raton. So today he travels sober, well-shaven, closed up shoes, looking dapper in his shirt-jack and a big grin on his face to board American Airlines at 2:30pm bound for Miami from SXM to be with his paramour. Retirement does have its perks in all sort of creative forms, find one that suits your taste.
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